Learn to live like a zillionaire!

For only $29.95 I will send you the secrets of how to live the glamorous AARP lifestyle today! If you send the $29.95 within 15 minutes, I will also throw in an instruction booklet on how to look like an AARP, even if you still have years to go!

If I could increase my readership to more than just two (or three) readers, I too could become a billionaire like the ones on TV! $29.95 at a time.

Let me explain.

One of the privileges of the AARP lifestyle, is that it gives you plenty of time to linger on the different TV channels as you click searching for something worth watching. It doesn’t cease to amaze me that so many of the Infomercials try to appeal to those that want to make a quick buck and live rich forever after. Interview clips of common folks that were also doubtful and are now millionaires, loudly send the message that anybody can do it. “I was unemployed with three children at home and now make $30,000 a month, by simply following the advice in” such and such video or book, says one woman. A carpenter says that he had no idea on how to use the Internet, and now profits from it with his own online businesses and lives sipping piña coladas outside of his beach estate.

After a few minutes of watching the “testimonies”, you almost feel guilty about being so skeptical or dumb for not taking advantage of such a unique opportunity, before everyone else jumps on the bandwagon.

Presenters promise to give you their inner secrets of how they made their millions by buying real estate for pennies or no money-down, and selling for huge figures, just at the right time. Or by creating “10 Websites” that practically “sell themselves”, and the only thing to do is collect the money at the end of the month.

Is almost like a religious campaign: to embrace it, you have to pay; rejecting it means going strait to hell, or poverty in this case. But, how can I get a taste of it, without contributing to the sellers with my donations? Well, as it turns out, I got an opportunity to do just that last weekend while in Durham for a couple of days. One of my in-laws loves to support all those types of schemes, hoping, like everyone else, to “make it big one day”. This particular book was filled with lots of anecdotes about how successful entrepreneurs, have gone from rags to riches in just a few weeks by following some simple advice and doing their simple homework.

Scanning the whole book, I didn’t find a single “gem” of information which I didn’t already know. But in reality, the chances of finding banks willing to “sell” you foreclosed properties with zero down, just for having a good credit score, are closed to nil. If such bargains were truly available, the common investor would have to fight tooth and nail with the bankers themselves, realtors or anyone else the bank would deem with enough Cash Flow to make this transaction worth their while. But of course, the book’s argument is exactly that most people don’t chase these opportunities for being so incredulous. And if I wanted to learn about the real gems, I would have to attend the next available “seminar” at a city near me. I was almost convinced!

Being AARP, I have also learned a little about earning a buck. In my lifetime I have even managed to owned a few pieces of real estate and a small business. After reading and watching some of these schemes on TV, I now think that I have found the true source of real wealth. The source of real wealth is to claim that you have the key to richness and wealth, and that you’d be happy to share that with those willing to fork out $29.95 for your book, and $399.95 for your seminar. What didn’t I think of that earlier?

So, to my two readers, please send me $29.95 and I’ll tell you the secrets of the AARP lifestyle –filled with many true gems-. But don’t delay, the AARP lifestyle doesn’t last forever, I got to make some real money quick!